Cheesy homages, horror movie cliches, and utter lack of common sense made me wanna walk outta this one early [SPOILERS]
Came into this very excited from what I saw in the trailers months in advance. Despite all of the series' predecessors being written off I was somewhat okay with it but not fully accepting being that this isn't a franchise with a number of duds and failures. It was even more shocking to see that they didn't want to acknowledge the second movie which was my personal favorite but okay. Unfortunately an hour in I felt completely finessed.
There were a number of references that were pretty cringe: pinning a victim to the wall with a kitchen knife, Michael burning to death like in the 2nd movie, etc. These were done very well in the movie(s) of the past (the very same you wanted to ignore) we don't need to see them again.
Then the cliches: the babysitter slipping and not being able to get up, not approaching Michael head on despite having an entire weapons cache at your disposal, nobody listening to the "old crazy lady" and it coming back to bite them in the ass, strength in numbers but decide to split up. I could go on for days.
Also worth mentioning the weak plot twist. I felt the movie could have turned out the exact same if they had omitted the doctor's m.o. of cat and mouse between Michael and Laurie. I think the one benefit of this would be to explain Jason's initial escape but still yet another cliche of the villain escaping from police custody on a transfer bus.
I really wanted to like this movie but couldn't. I expected a lot more.