Chumlee arrested!


He was arrested on sexual assault, weapons and drug charges. Idiot.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/pawn-stars-cast-member-chumlee-arrested-drugs-weapon-010721158.html

"We're done with fair!" *Zap!*

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Now's a good time to cancel the show.

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I agree. It's hard to watch now, and this puts it over the top.

"We're done with fair!" *Zap!*

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I hate Chumlee.

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http://fox40.com/2016/03/10/chumlee-from-pawn-stars-arrested-on-drug-charges-during-sexual-assault-raid/#

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Enigma!!! *runs up and gives you a hug* miss you too sweetie.

"We're done with fair!" *Zap!*

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Police reportedly found methamphetamine, marijuana and at least one gun in the History Channel starโ€™s home while serving a search warrant in a sexual assault investigation, according to the Las Vegas Sun. As of Wednesday night, Russell, 33, was being held at the Clark County Detention Center on $62,000 bail, according to arrest records.



Dick #1: Whattaya got there?

Seller: I have Austin "Chumlee" Russell's original mugshot from the Clark County Detention Center.

Dick #1: Hmmm... I'd like to say there is only one of those in the world but I know that's not true. Whattaya lookin' to get for it?

Seller: $10,000.

Dick #1: I'm interested but that photo is plastered all over the Internet. It isn't signed...

Seller: Umm, nobody has paid his $62,000 bail so he is still in custody. He wasn't able to sign it.

Dick #1: Still I'd have to have my buddy, Steve, authenticate it. You know Chumlee has signed a sh!tload of stuff so it probably isn't worth much anyway, signed or otherwise.

Seller: How about $8,000. Come on, it's friggin' Chumlee! Your employee! World famous TV personality and DJ!

Dick #1: Famous? Only in his own drug-addled mind. Plus I'll have to get it framed and I gotta pay my employees. There isn't a big market for this photo; I don't have a buyer; it'll sit on my shelf for a long time... I'll give you $5. Cash. Crisp five dollar bill.

Seller: OK. I'll take it.

Dick #1: OK. Go over there and Chum, er... Dick #2 will write it up for you.

[Later outside the TV set, er... pawn shop]

Seller: I think I got a good deal. I'm going to use this money to buy a Subway sandwich.

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Dick 2: I don't know much about the charges but I have a friend who's a lawyer...you mind if I call him in?

"God must love stupid people because he made so many of them"

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What will History Channel do now? Their biggest and brightest star has burned out. Sure PS has Rick, The (annoying) Old Man, and Corey, but Chum was the real star, the others aren't anywhere near Chum's caliber. Chum carried PS on his back like Atlas holding up the World. I guess this means Pawn Stars is over now.

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History still has The Curse of Joke Island and Billion Dollar Dreck in their stable!

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I want to pawn a bag...

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LMAO!

Corey: Well, this looks good and smells great, but I'm not sure. Let me call my buddy and see what he says.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog

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*expert comes in* Well, I see this looks like a bag. It's closed at the bottom and open at the top. I see some damage to the zipper, that of course effects the price, and it's in good condition. However, it's missing a strap. So Corey, what's your concern?

*interview* I'm the owner of Best Bags, and they call me in when they want me to look at a bag, just to see if it's real.

"We're done with fair!" *Zap!*

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Corey: You're going to have to seriously come down on the price. I'm taking all the risk buying this (*cough*legally*cough*), and this is not at all something that will sell quickly (*cough*because me and my co-worker over there will be finished with it before the end of the week*cough*).

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