I'm not sure 'Boring' is the right word. It was, I don't know, 'Lazy'?

by imdb standards.

And yet he rated your notice in Band of Brothers.

Earth to dvd7. Come in dvd7. Learn to read dvd7. As I said, "at least I THINK I noticed him in BoB". But no, he didn't rate. You want the full story? When I saw the threads here about Schwimmer, I said to myself "Self, besides Friends, was he in anything I've seen or even heard of?" So. I went to his imdb page and the only thing on his "resume" that appeared likely was BoB. Then I remembered that maybe when I was watching BoB, I recognized him because he stood out like a sore thumb. But then again, maybe I recognized someone else who stood out like a sore thumb in Saving Pvt Ryan. I'm not sure. Why? Because guys like Schwimmer don't rate. I'll bet you get that a lot.

He's one of those hyper annoying people

Now, there's some hyper-exagerration. Sure he is more annoying than not. But "hyper"? No. As I said, I saw less than 30 minutes of Friends, but I thought that was the schtick … they were ALL annoying. That is why they had to be each others friends. It was like Seinfeld, but without intelligent humor.

with an instantly recognizable voice

There's some more hyper-exagerration. And aside from being hyper-exagerration, your minimal thought processes don't allow you to differentiate between "recognizing" a voice (which I didn't) and knowing WHOSE voice it is (which I never would for somebody like him with nothing truly substantial or iconic on his resume).

It's really not that much of a stretch to think 99% of the population would recognize his voice almost immediately.

LMFAO@U. That is one of the D U M Best things I have ever read. And I don't mean just on imdb. I mean in my entire life. That is insanely stupid. You live a very tiny life in a tiny, self-indulgent, and uneducated piece of the world. I'd bet you I could find easily 20% of the white US population who couldn't recognize his voice, face or anything else about him. And most of those 20% would come from the more highly-educated, more successful part of the white US population. Now, as you move outside the white population and you move outside the US, that 20% number will soar.

Here's one: I'll bet Nelson Mandela wouldn't have recognized anything about him.

If you are honest enough to retract that statement, I'll try hard to stop LMFAO@U.

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