what kind of married woman would take a loud/smelly dump like that in front of her husband, with the bathroom door wide open, and right before going to bed ?!?!
seriously ?!?! i'm not married, but i've lived with many women and none of them would've ever dared do such a thing !!!
the real kind. When yoy're married for so long, there's no shame, or secrets....
share"the real kind" ?? who are you kidding, sweetheart ?!?! this has nothing to do with "shame, or secrets" this has to do with hygiene and respect .. you don't take a loud/smelly dump like that with the bathroom door open and another person is in the next room .. not to mention that, that person is your husband! so you are killing the attraction instead of keeping some of the mystery and the flame alive! how would you react if your husband does that to you ?? would you like him more or less ?? would you be attracted to him more or less ?? think about it!
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I agree. I've been married 3 years, together for 5, known each other 15 years and my wife has yet to fart around me. I keep telling her, once she does, it's on. But then again, do I really want her farting around me like I do, LOL? IDK, but I'm curious to know what it sounds like as she's really petite (4'9").
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That sucks for her! To have to hold it in all the time and wait for the right moment. I certainly pass a little gas around my partner, because really, do I want to be in a long term relationship with someone who wouldn't allow me this? I feel bad for women who have to run and hide everytime they need to release some natural gases.
But I agree, I wouldn't drop a deuce in front of my partner, no matter how comfortable. Unless it's a matter of double food poisoning and only one bathroom. Lets hope that doesn't happen.
:) I'll tell her you said this :)
But when she finally farts, then it'll be on. The cat will literally be out of the bag at this point. Many times when she starts laughing she'll tell me that she has to fart. Ooh... too bad, because then I start tickling her and pushing on her stomach and she laughs even more and drops to the ground to get away from me.
Prior to being with my wife, I dated a woman that farted all the time. It was somewhat disgusting & weird in a way, LOL. She had no shame.
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OMG I couldnt stop laughing reading the above post! Seriously, why did you date a woman who farted all the time? LOL
Well I think farting is ok once you are married and in it since long.. How can you control yourself for long.. And the husband should just laugh about it..
But seriously, taking a dump?? Thats just plain disgusting.. I doubt if any wife or husband can keep the door open and *beep* it out like theres no tomorrow..
Its a turn off anyway.
Been married 15 years and the wife WILL:
-take a pee & or dump with the bathroom open (but if its LOUD like in the movie, she'll close it up).
-Fart in front of me...but nowhere NEAR as much as I do in front of her!
As for the guns hot...heck yeah, don't even TOUCH me after taking a long, loud dump a few seconds ago...ewwww...
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Haha my boyfriend and I don't even fart in front of eachother, let alone go to the toilet! Some things should be kept private.
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My husband and I have been married 17 years and I always close the bathroom door unless I am just going to pee. It's called respect and dignity.
shareI've been married for 17 years now and I absolutely agree with OP. I would never do this.
Give me a Scotch. Double, massive. Half a bottle.
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Farting is one thing.
But taking a full on crap like that, can't imagine any woman doing that lol. As a guy I wouldn't even do that in front of my wife/girlfriend. I don't want someone watching while I'm in a vulnerable position that is crapping.
Some people are shameless when it comes to that sort of thing, but what was in the movie was over the top for sure.
Either way, she can get away with it. The way divorce rulings go these days, Bateman's character would be way better off dealing with the brazen butt canonry than trying to separate.
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No woman would crap in front of a man unless she was a real freak...and I mean beyond Rick james
I've been married a long long time to a wonderful woman and who has birthed our 5 kids.
She still farts quietly and would never open the crapper door except if out of TP and then just enough for me to toss the roll quickly and embarrassed as all getout
and same goes for me...
and no seeing 5 children birthed by her vagina and all that entails has not dulled my desire for her in the most intimate ways regardless of what kids here think about "gross" stuff like childbirth...though admittedly women do fear that
i really think the average age here must be suburban mid teens or can't get laid college kids
but were I single and if Leslie Mann..in my age bracket btw...desired me even if she had just crapped I would simply drag us both into the shower or bath and freshen up and get at it...you gotta be kidding ...she is so pretty...way over Apatow's head...as it should be...ladies...never marry a man prettier than you (sage advice for Halle Berry)
movies...definitely an alternate reality in this case