I will start us off with a few…..
1. Rita’s son does not appreciate delicious home-cooked meals
2. Becca is NOT tired!!
3. Megan physically doesn’t bloat
4. Megan is gonna climb that like a tree
5. Ugly carrots are good luck
Everyone add what you’ve learnt!
Argh!! Who would have thought a whale would be so heavy?!!!
Dolphins can talk to you telepathically.
shareDougie is an f-in a hole (according to Megan)
shareColonial women churn butter.
share9. Jon Hamm's Hamm can drive a car
10. The TSA is gonna tear Dougie a new a-hole
11. Annie is no longer Ted's number 3
12. Annie cries during Castaway
13. Megan considers Annie her friend
14. Annie's roommate's sister got a free tattoo from a guy in a van
15. Annie thinks drapes shouldn't be closed because of civil rights and it's the 90s
16. Eating mystery meat from a dodgy looking Brazilian restaurant will give you food poisoning.
17. Never leave a cake on the doorstep of the Irish cop you dumped when he was trying to be nice to you. He won't eat it and will let the neighbourhood raccoons have at it instead.
18. Being married to a man who hasn't kissed you in five years will bring out your lesbian tendencies, especially if you've been drinking on a plane.
19. Ditto if you've only ever been with one person and that was your husband.