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Literally the worst movie I've ever seen

posted 15 years ago by josh-magder
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I literally can't express how bad this movie was, in my opinion. The protagonist is a complete douchebag who has EVERY opportunity to have sex, yet runs away from it, despite his goal. It is has an embarassingly bad script, worse acting and no *beep* plot. I wish I could get the hour and a half of my life back, but I can't and for that, I hold every single one of the people in the credits of this movie responsible.

This is completely painful to watch. Please, if you haven't seen this movie: don't. If you see this in the store and pick it up to read it to see if there's any interest: put it down and wash your hands.

[–] MisterJeff 14 years ago

I've always been the type who can sit through pretty much anything. I sat through all of Mister Hands, and that's a video of a guy actually getting *beep* to death by a horse. But I couldn't make it through Sex Pot. It's too much for me. It's true, Sex Pot is less watchable than a man getting *beep* to death by a horse.

[–] ethermusic1981 11 years ago

It's true, Sex Pot is less watchable than a man getting *beep* to death by a horse.

Hahaha

[–] akeshishian17969 14 years ago

Funny, I came here to write the same thing. It's officially the worst movie I've ever seen, too. Why do they bother making crap like this? Some kind of tax dodge?

[–] Noir-82 14 years ago

I concur.

It's pretty annoying how a lot of flicks are trying to be the next "superbad" movie.

[–] rbhatia1984 14 years ago

oh my god...
the most terrible night ever, after watching this movie...i feel like banging my

pathetic story, weird stuff, no meaningful scenes....
y do people make such movies??

yuck

[–] HitsMan1307 14 years ago

This was a terrible movie. The people who are behind 'Asylum' movies did actually make a bearable one in #1 Cheerleader Camp. Be that it was crap, it was crap that I could staand.

However, this movie was terrible and somehow got increasingly worse as it went on. I even realised some of the parts are similar to the #1 Cheerleader Camp, such as the woman's voice on the gps coming on at an inappropriate time.

All in all, I agree. This movie sucks.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. OH YEAH!

[–] makbeth-1 13 years ago

Yes its really bad. I cant think of a worse movie. At least "Plan 9..." was a bit ambitious, and scripted. Forced jokes and terrible timing. I dont think you will find anyone who disagrees. I think you should watch though, just for the spectacle.

[–] Thomasgard1252 13 years ago

meh, atleast i got a good jerk otta the titties

[–] gilknut 13 years ago

It's not all bad, though.

I came here to explain how crappy this movie is, but instead I learned something new: There is a movie out there called "Mister Hands" where a man apparantly gets *beep* to death by a horse. Such is the power of the internet.

Google, here I come.

[–] gilknut 13 years ago

...aaaaand now I wish I hadn't.

[–] HitsMan1307 13 years ago

I'm not even going to ask.

*hand slips to Google*

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. OH YEAH!

[–] Stevarooni 13 years ago

I envy you, josh-magder, that this is the worst movie you've ever seen. If you want to move Sex Pot from your "worst movie" place, watch the first thirty minutes of Singapore Sling :P. Granted it's no prize pig; the acting is cut-rate, the plot is...well, there is effectively no plot except for a skeleton snickered at from time to time while they move from scene to scene. Just the same...it's not that far from some of the ranker American Pie or National Lampoon flicks. Not to reach, but the camera-work was really pretty good. The actors are attractive, and behave as if they're trying...which sets it apart from some annoying movies where the actors are phoning it in. The comedy is silly, juvenile, and (for me) hits about 30% of the time...which is better than a lot of SitComs.

It's a stoner comedy. Stupid stuff happens, ranging from "quest for pot" to "quest for sex", with tons of thwarted achievement as well. You don't judge this kind of thing on the same merits as, for example, Ingmar Bergman's Through a Glass Darkly. It's still not good, even for a stoner (sex) comedy, but I've seen much, much worse.

[–] MadRotaryOne_DDCgod 11 years ago

Yes, if these guys think that this is he worst movie ever made,
than they have better start watching a bunch more, because there
are certainly worst than this. Ishtar anyone?

[–] ricky_chunky 12 years ago

I must be the only person in the world that thought it was brilliant!

[–] Stevarooni 12 years ago

It had some funny moments. The comic timing was actually really good! Some of the jokes fell flat for me, but that's probably more a subjective thing than a lack of talent or bad writing. Worth 8/10 in my eyes.

[–] mikebourkefan 9 years ago

the nudity and weird drug situations made this very watchable for me it is better then the current 2.9 rating would suggest

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[–] Thenewnexus 11 years ago

It is not an academy award winning film,but i thought it was little funny and had some hot girls,when you watch an asylum film or even a movie on the syfy channel do not expect an academy award winning film

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