Woke


With Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Kathleen Kennedy involved you know this will be woke garbage that humiliates and punishes another legendary cinematic hero for the crime of being a straight white male.

The question is, how have they chosen to do it this time? What nasty devices have they used on Indiana Jones? How low have they gone?

They made James Bond cucked and killed him off. I’m guessing with Indy they’ll have Waller-Bitch upstage him at every turn, save his life a few times, make derogatory remarks and scold him.

He’ll be washed up and something of a loser has-been at the start of the film, then after a series of humiliations, they will very likely kill him off. To rub salt into the wounded fans they might even erase him from history and actually have Waller-Cunt replace Indiana Jones. Time travel offers new opportunities to these vile Karens.

I won’t be paying to find out, that’s for damn sure. I’ve learnt to treat anything Kennedy squats out as hot liquid shit, but it’ll be interesting to find out how they have tried to degrade the Indiana Jones Trilogy…




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FUCK,DUDE...CALM DOWN. NOEMOJI

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I don’t read obnoxious all-caps posts.

Rewrite your post properly if you want me to read it.

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LIAR LIAR. NOEMOJI

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The franchise is already ruined. Let them play with its corpse and feel like they are sticking it to men. Don't complain too much or they'll realize that they actually AREN'T ruining another tent pole of franchise greatness. It's already been done. Hateful people like them are people too. Let them have their fun.

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Crystal Skull is going to look like a masterpiece compared to this abomination.

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Doesn't matter. Don't tell me you expected something else.

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The murder of Indiana Jones and the molestation of his corpse at the hands of woke demons might not matter to you, but it matters to Indiana Jones fans.

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Raiders is my favorite movie. I already wept my tears. There won't be another good Indiana Jones film. Why would anyone expect it? You want to stand by its grave forever, lamenting it? Its over. As dead as Star Wars, Star Trek, and 007.

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Top Gun: Maverick proved that belated sequels can work if done right. There is zero chance of that happening here with Kathleen Kennedy calling the shots. In fact, this project’s entire raison d’etre is to humiliate and punish Indy and his fans.

Not only does Indy’s death and molestation need to be lamented, more people need to be warned and discouraged from paying to see this slop, and those responsible for it must be slandered and shamed forever. If you were an Indy fan you’d understand.

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Help me understand.

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poebe waller bridge is disgusting. what is that black thing on her heads? make me sick.

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Satan’s private fuck-hole.

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hahahahah true!

should be an offense for peoples like her to be on screen. no talents and look scarys with thing growing on head. make me puke.

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