Prison Dodgeball
Like so many other elements in this disappointing film, even the reference to prison dodgeball was a missed opportunity. Perhaps showing cardinals getting hit with a dodgeball and then being sent to the prison area behind the opposing team would have been a little too "on the nose," metaphorically speaking, but it undoubtedly would have been far more interesting than the unfunny and boring volleyball sequence. I mean, what was that all about? Even the psychiatrist looked bored (and he was the director of the film!). But what I would have preferred altogether is less wasted time on the cutesy, irrelevant moments.
In another thread, someone suggested that the film should have shown the athiest psychiatrist in more dialogue and debate with the cardinals, and I absolutely agree with that. In fact, the symmetry of the ex-husband with the cardinals and the ex-wife with the pope, both in ongoing conversations and situations rather than the theater and volleyball business, would have been far more compelling and would have made the characters more dimensional.
SPOILERS AHEAD
And what was with the theater scene? The cardinals are shown agreeing to what is implied as some big scheme. But all it turns out to be is just going to the theater to get the Pope. THAT'S IT?? That's your big plan? Just go to the theater and drag him back? Brilliant! Way to go, guys.
But at least the production details were spot on. The film looked great. And the actors were all fine. All the elements for a great movie, except the movie itself.
Lastly, I heard a good alternate title for the film:
"The Cardinals Have A New Manager"
Anyone else have a good alternate title?