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How deep is the ocean?


As deep as i love this movie...

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4.3 kilometers (2.65 miles), according to NOAA. Bugged me that the marine scientist father got it so wrong.

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no, its actually 7 miles. The mariana trench, south end.

http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/education/nautical_charts/scavengerintro.html

Ahh, the sweet sound of the ignore list.

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You put people on your ignore list because of *one* post you think was mistaken? Wow.

Anyway, the issue at question was the *average* depth, not the maximum. Idiot.

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That's his signature you whiny fool.

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It's his signature, but it looks exactly like the last line of his post. And *I'm* a fool?

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You reported my post like 2 months after i posted it and still have nothing to say? ok well here it is again without cursing.

Title of post: How deep is the ocean.

the ocean is 7 miles deep at its deepest point.

If you wanted to know the -average- depth you should have asked "What is the average depth of the ocean?" instead of complaining about how the movie got it wrong. In which case, the movie, didnt, as they mention BOTH the average and maximum depths in at least twice in the movie.

You are a fool for mocking me for being right.

You are a fool for not paying attention during the film and posting un-thought out things on the internet where you are easily able to be proven wrong by anyone with a brain.

You are a fool for sobbing your whiney baby tears because you mis-interpreted my signature.

Bottom line, you are a fool. Next time, think for 5 seconds before you post random nonsense in complete stupidity.

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Wow, this is the *nice* version of your post? Fantasize about going on angry random shooting sprees much? Don't know why I'm bothering, but . . .


You reported my post like 2 months after i posted it and still have nothing to say?


I "reported" your post? What do you mean? That I ratted you out for cursing or whatever? Nope, never even saw what you wrote. You seem to be under the impression that I closely monitor any responses to my posts, but I don't. I play in the message boards only when I have the time and inclination, which often means a really long time spent away. Sometimes I *never* check responses. For example, if you check, you'll see that I wrote a post about how silly Mythbusters has become, and I haven't looked for responses even once, because I assume that most responses will be telling me I'm full of bleep, and it doesn't sound like a lot of fun to spend time arguing about it.

Bottom line: you aren't that important.


Title of post: How deep is the ocean.


Which is incomplete as stands. The person *might* be addressing the depth of the ocean at its deepest. Or the average depth (or the median depth, for that matter). Or the person might have a particular ocean in mind--if so, my guess would be the Atlantic Ocean (closer to Wales than the Pacific), which has a deepest point well shallower than Mariana trench depth.

(If someone were to ask, "How tall is your family?", would you assume that he meant the height of the tallest person, the mean height, or the height of each person? If someone were to ask how deep your swimming pool is, would you assume he meant the distance from surface level to the bottom of the drain in the deep end??)

So I did the obvious: take the meaning as used in the movie, which is the average depth.

You say that the movie refers to "...BOTH the average and maximum depths in at least twice in the movie." Show me those two places in the movie. Seriously, do it. Or show an appropriate level of shame and go away.

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Im not going to "show you" where the dad talks about the depth of the ocean. But i will tell you he does so when he's addressing Oliver's class near the beginning, and once again near the end when they are sitting together in their house. Go watch the movie again and pay attention this time. Seriously do it. Im not requesting you feel ashamed. Just accept the fact that you are wrong. And an apology wouldnt hurt. Thanks.

In what planet do you live where someone asking "How deep is the ocean" implies anything OTHER than the maximum depth? WHO in their right mind would ask HOW TALL IS YOUR FAMILY? In my head im imagining what it might be like to have an actual conversation with you.


Le You: What color are oranges?

Le me: Umm. Orange?

Le You: UGGGH! NO!! YOU FOOOL! GOSH! I DIDNT MEAN ORANGES ON EARTH! I MEANT THE AVERAGE ORANGES ON THE PLANET KRYPTON WHERE EVERYTHING HAS A GREEN-ISH/BLUE-ISH HUE! GOD YOURE SO STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT I WAS THINKING BECAUSE I DIDNT ASK THAT QUETION! SO THE ANSWER IS GREEN/BLUE BECAUSE IM CRAZY!

Le me: Oh... Ok.

Le You: YOU JUST DONT GET IT! IM GOING TO LISTEN TO RECORDS OF BANDS YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF ON MY FIXIE BIKE!

Le me: So, um, bye. *walks away*

Le You: MY PARENTS PAID FOR MY IPHONE!

Le me: *yelling* How deep is your mom?


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Loving the Hipster reference XD XD XD

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Errrr.. I hesitate to say this, and it will make me look rather pedantic, but...

I'm afraid Oranges arn't naturaly orange. At least on the outside. Sounds bizare I know, but the orange colour on the outside is (I believe) produced by gas to make them look nicer. Left alone, they are green (on the outside).

Sorry.. Not taking sides or anything...

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LMAO!

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I'm afraid Oranges arn't naturaly orange. At least on the outside. Sounds bizare I know, but the orange colour on the outside is (I believe) produced by gas to make them look nicer. Left alone, they are green (on the outside).


That's not exactly true:

http://io9.com/everything-you-know-is-wrong-oranges-aren-t-orange-1097312640

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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LOL. WTH am I reading here? Thanks, guys. This was almost more entertaining than watching Submarine. Damn, I love these IMDB boards.

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sort of makes him all the more human, does it not?



messageboard rules are serious business. like really serious.

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