I tried...
I tried to watch this. But I couldn't.
I gave it a decent shot, a full hour. But this movie is a worthless pile of equine feces. I thought I could watch it as a comedy, or as a post-modern riff like Independence day, or even a CGI fest like the mildly amusing Pacific Rim. But I couldn't.
Eventually I gave up and put Dark Star (1974) on DVD.
Awesome!