The girl's butt...

in the shower scene was a definite six. Kinda of shapely, but still a bit on the flabby soft side. Maybe a seven if the Cuervo bottle is half empty and I'm half polluted. She could use a few minutes on the stair stepper machine. Maybe some yogurt and fresh fruit instead of the damned pasta. I'd pay a buck to see her in some sheer yoga pants, though! It was definitely one of the best parts in the entire movie. Damned shame it was only seen in like thirty seconds of film.

When are these wannabe movie writers/directors ever going to learn that one basic tenet of movie making? A goodlooking leading lady, shot entirely in the nude the entire move long, you can get away with all sorts of other onscreen crap. Without a naked lady to distract us viewers, you've got to put more into making a decent movie. This one had neither.

Gave it a four. Below average and has zero replay value, but at least it kept me watching til the sort of lame-ass "The Signal meets Dawn Of The Dead" ending.