Where's my 'Big Miracle', dammit?
One time my cat tried to hump the neighbor's pit bull. The damn thing woke up and treed him for three days. I got zero help from the community with the exception of a group of teenagers who blasted Van Halen's "Jump" at him from the roof of the building across the street.Which only served to traumatize him so much that he'll only listen to the Van Hagar incarnation of the band now. Makes it a double tragedy in my book.
Nope.
No miracle for me or Mr. Whiskers.
BFBL