Things I learned while watching this movie.
1. Witches know martial arts.
2. Common adventurers pitch campfires and eat snacks while they hunt witches.
3. A folkloric recreation of a fairy tale from the middle ages relies on plastified firearms and exploding bodies as its key themes to provide authenticity.
4. Electricity now exists like 300 years ago.
5. A witches superior battle armament of an enormous fireball that can destroy a house is too passe, so witches opt for spells that involve bugs and tree roots instead, because they're all about having flare at work.
6. The witch community employs a troll carpenter to build cages for children.
7. Dodging and deflecting bullets is like a requirement for being a witch.
8. Trolls are vehement advocates for women's rights.
9. Witches will only tell stories about your past by firelight.
"The ball I threw while playing in the park has not yet hit the ground." - D.T.