The Midwich Wokies
It's supposed to be based on John Wyndham's brilliant novel and 1960 film The Village of The Damned, you know the one where the children are all white with platinum blonde hair.
Here's an idea, and it is 2022 after all, so let's fuck it all up and woke the fuck out of it... utterly!
Job done.
I'm Deckard B26354, I'm filed and monitored.