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Good Series despite lack of nudity, sex, double D's, shower scenes, proper boob shading


So Angelina Jolie still remains the all time Lara champ.

What here's a rundown what we got here, quickies:
* butt
* boob
* leg
* bathtub (WITH INVISIBLE NIPPLES!!😲)
* double pistols
* dinosaur
* her cute friend's cleavage

Extended:
* Haley Atwel voice
* action
* classic Croft raiding story
* no woke/feminist commentary

Although most of the time is spent with Lara in a ridiculous cardboard box top, it's mainly because it's the shading is so bad that there is no form in 90% of the scenes. Her boobs are there but they're in profile only basically. And real Lara would never be caught dead that no-cleavage wetsuit cardboard top that the cell shader guy thinks absorbs all light at most angles.

BUT it's a nice little action show, and a cliffhanger. Short episodes, and a classic Lara being Lara for the most part. All in all a good show πŸ‘

Lara actually does look like probably double D+ lit properly, but I imagine all that action the amount of physicality it's just not so realistic. ...come on.. At minimum she'd be donning some midriff and cleavage to perspire efficiently, and even more realistically, probably should just be wearing the bottom of a two-piece swimsuit with no top, and the bottom is really only there to keep the sand out of her crevices when she's Crofting out in the desert. I imagine she'd have to be oiled up with sunscreen too, perhaps even have a towel but aside from that, the extra clothing would just keep her too warm and ultimately dehydrated. So this show's kind of a fail on the realism front when you think about it.

Her overdress nitpicking aside, regardless, Netflix drops another banger in this series! It goes by fast. Watch if it Tomb Raiding peaks your interest but after you're done I completely recommend you go rewatch Anglina's movies to get the real deal, so far undefeated!

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