Absolute crap
Watching this film, I felt like the office workers in UK's THE OFFICE having to listen to David Brent's completely unfunny comedy routine. Now, David Brent's unfunny shtick was very funny to us. But not to the co-workers in the office. It was an unfunny mess. That opening scene was not only 10 of the unfunniest minutes in entertainment since Chevy Chase's late night TV attempt, it kept going and going. Kevin Smith can't even write anymore. He's writing lines from other movies hoping to get a laugh.
This film, and I use that term loosely, is an unfunny mess. Do not waste your time.