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Amazing Atheist: Do I have to be the A-hole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft?

posted 7 years ago by Satan2016 (26197)
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New atheist TJ Kirk is popular on youtube, but I got bored with him quickly a few years back. SJWs are outraged at his recent tweet!

https://twitter.com/amazingatheist/status/972553484385050624

Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingatheist

Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it?

I guess I do. Sorry.

Article with several reactions. Note how much culture has changed since 2001.
https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/tomb-raider-lara-croft-missing-iconically-big-tts-critics-complain/

As "Tomb Raider" opens in theaters this weekend, fans of the video games and the 2001 film featuring Angelina Jolie have expressed displeasure at the much more normal and realistic size of Alicia Vikander's breasts. One particular YouTube artist, T.J. Kirk, has incurred widespread wrath for stating his dissatisfaction. His remarks proved quite vulgar.

Ironically, even Angelina Jolie's ample breasts were not considered enough for the 2001 film, so she wore a padded bra to boost her bra size from a 36C to a 36DD.

[–] Nicko's Nose (1651) 7 years ago

Who gives a shit about the size of the tits? Even if they’d picked an actress with big breasts they still wouldn’t have showed them.

[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Bloody hell,lads.Why always have to be about her boobs!?

The extraordinary is in what we do,not who we are

https://youtu.be/z6wvFg-c0Rs

[–] Rorikon (18389) 7 years ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYFEFBdUMAUp0bs.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYLfjCgU8AIrAKh.jpg:large

purrfect

[–] RogueDemonHunter (2688) 7 years ago

Bigger tits couldn't have saved this mess.

[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

I disagree.The story from A SURVIVOR IS BORN would've made this better

[–] kuku (3510) 7 years ago

Here you have a perfect cast for Conan the Barbarian.

Of course, you could say that you can't see him as Conan the Barbarian. However, I would argue that this guy has a far more realistic body than Conan has in the comics

http://www.joinourjourney.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weak-man.jpg

[–] ThreeTenToYuma (922) 7 years ago

Vikander has breasts?

[–] TribalFunkster (62) 7 years ago

Well the Jolie Croft (looks and personality) is based on the busty, pixelicious Croft from the 90s and the Vikander Croft is based on the vulnerable, petite one from the reboot franchise.

[–] Strazdas (2472) 5 years ago

Hes an asshole for other reasons. Here he is just stupid for thinking fake boobs is a replacement for acting ability.