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Every time someone says how funny and/or beautiful Alyssa is...

posted 8 years ago by TimmyAnn
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...I feel like I am being punked. I look at her and all I see is an extreme overbite*, the lack of a chin, and her mouth always twisted and pulled all the way over to one side of her face. I listen and all I hear is someone who doesn't know it's "rigor mortis" and who doesn't know the damn chorus of Camptown Races is "doo da, doo da," not "doo wa, doo wa." I don't find it funny. I find it sad. I am embarrassed for her. I just do not get it. The emperor has no clothes, people!

*I've actually always found overbites rather cute, but only Freddie Mercury could make one that extreme work! And for the record, I am not that concerned about looks in general, it's just that people keep saying over and over how BEAUTIFUL she is and I do not understand it.

I do not have attention deficit disor...Ooh, look at the bunny! 

[–] A_Llama_Drama 8 years ago

I think we've all just been exposed to too much Alyssa. Or at least, some of us have.
Sometimes, she can look like the most stunning woman but tonight and last week I wasn't feeling her look at all. I didn't really like her stand up routine with Alaska, either.

My teenage angst has a body count

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[–] TimmyAnn 8 years ago

>>She is stunningly beautiful in drag.

Wow, it's like you're telling me grass is orange and the sky is yellow.

I do not have attention deficit disor...Ooh, look at the bunny! 

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[–] TimmyAnn 8 years ago

I didn't say it was your fault and there is nothing wrong with my eyes. I just find it really funny because usually even if I don't find someone appealing I can look at them and see how others might. Like, back when Ghost came out and people were drooling over Patrick Swayze. I didn't find him appealing myself, but I could see how others would. More recently, I could see how some people might find Robert Pattinson attractive even though to me he is definitely not. In this case, though, it just baffles me because I do NOT see it at all. It just confuses and amuses me.  

I do not have attention deficit disor...Ooh, look at the bunny! 

[–] taopolis 8 years ago

Like, back when Ghost came out and people were drooling over Patrick Swayze. I didn't find him appealing myself, but I could see how others would. More recently, I could see how some people might find Robert Pattinson attractive even though to me he is definitely not.

Oh my goodness, are we like the same person? LOL I feel EXACTLY the same way about both of those two. I never got Patrick Swayze (though his body was nice but face, no so much for me). And looking at Robert Pattinson gives me hives. I think people might be blinded by the fact he's British. I, personally, do NOT get it.

[–] nephythys 8 years ago

Oh no someone has a different opinion from me!!

The horror!!

[–] Primeval_Scum 8 years ago

alyssa saying "rigor morris" was funny as *beep* lmao. sorry.

[–] radrobd 8 years ago

alyssa saying "rigor morris" was funny as *beep* lmao. sorry.

She also said "Cleft's Notes" and Alaska corrected her and said it's "Cliff Notes". LOL