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100 Things I learned from 'The Perfect Host' SPOILERS

posted 13 years ago by denise1234
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*SPOILERS*

1) Use a digital camera (and not a Polaroid camera) to record you sitting with a bank robber imprisoned in your house. Then you can blame Photoshop if the picture turns up in the 'wrong' hands.

2) Don't drink blue drinks, no matter how pretty they look ;)

3) Always keep old monster masks and retractable special effects knives handy to trick your nosy neighbor and your imprisoned guests.

4) When the psycho guy agrees to let you go, don’t come back and challenge him because he insults your manhood.

"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois

[–] graneli 13 years ago

4 is the new 100

[–] sneak64 12 years ago

/thread

[–] puzzle_queen 12 years ago

Funny! Perhaps Denise1234 meant to start a thread to which people would add theirs until we reached 100?

[–] onepman 11 years ago

troll. its called a thread topic, in which you add something of meaning. apparently you dont know how to do that.

i have resolved to know nothing among u but christ and him crucified...the aposlte Paul

[–] Isee-stupid-people 11 years ago

why not go for broke then...

1 million things I learned...come on man

[–] PinkFlyingPasta 11 years ago

5. Don't call the cops even if you think your neighbor is acting oddly with his "guest"

6. Maris finally made Niles snap

7. When someone is robbing you, act like a dick back to them even with a gun in your face

8. When dressing up to go rob a bank you turn into a Johnny Depp look alike

9. When you wake up in the trash, light a cigarette and check yourself in the mirror. There's no reason to flee

10. Car rentals can tell you the name and place where someone is getting a car who cares if they are good or not

[–] kauphyvamp 11 years ago

6. Maris finally made Niles snap

BRILLIANT explanation!! I just finished watching the entirety of Frasier over the past month then watched this tonight. Aside from the weird way he walked in this movie, I just kept seeing him as Niles.
Too funny!

"It's not easy for a night person to work days."

[–] VhaugnndeixU 8 years ago

11. Tell your host to shut up so you can listen to the report of your own crime on full blast.

[–] OratiaGlake (1259) 5 years ago

8. When dressing up to go rob a bank you turn into a Johnny Depp look alike ......

Very true! Or what my OH and I thought was...look like a band member from any 90s Manchester based indie rock/pop band lol

[–] OratiaGlake (1259) 5 years ago

12. Don’t trust your girlfriend’s suspected ‘lady problems’...if that was what was wrong with John’s girlfriend; she is just using you.

100 Things I learned from 'The Perfect Host' *SPOILERS*

100 Things I learned from 'The Perfect Host' SPOILERS