1. Check your apartment thoroughly before buying it.
2. Research about your landlord's business history or ask other residents what they think about the place before buying it.
3. Make sure you lock the freakin' doors every time you sleep, get out, or take a shower.
4. Don't fix security cameras if you are too stupid to do step 3.
Get a damn handgun and know how to use it! Oh and carry on your person at all times!
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9. An ER doctor living among suspicious-minded NYC natives never has a 'feeling' that a strange being is in her home. A 6'2" strange being at that, who does sweaty, manual labor on a daily basis.
10. $3800 rent in NYC is the bargain of the century.
11. Max is weak, like his father. We don't know why - he just is.
12. Men who feel compelled for some odd reason to take care of their abusive grandfathers will become obsessed with random ER doctors.
THE RAP CRITIC:
http://www.youtube.com/user/moviedeeva
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14. Never live alone if you're hot.
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15) When armed with a nail gun, and your attacker is quite clearly going to kill you, shoot him in the chest multiple times before you realise that shooting him once in the head will make him drop like a sack of potatoes.
I killed Bill
16. Hospitals aren't too picky about the arrival & departure of ER docs. 17. ER docs knock back wine & beer to beat the band. 18. Oddly your bed & that of the old codger down the hall are _exactly_ the same. 19. Towels are a premium item ... too tiny to cover your whole body & none with which to dry your hair.
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share21. Change your toothbrush daily.
22. Hippie parents will always use weird hippie names for their babies.
23. Never make the first move because that makes it your fault.
24. Get a real dog - one that is not easily bullied and can fit in at doggy day care.
25. Never believe your landlord when he discovers the wine cellar and says he doesn't know about it...he knows!
26. Some apartments in NYC have very bad reception for cellular phones signals, even though you can clearly see the skyline through the windows.
share14.5. Or if you're Hilary Swank.
Sometimes I could kiss your mind, Roy.
LOL
shareDont lead a guy on who owns the apartment and is the handyman.
"Well, I done seen just about everything, but I ain't never seen your boy, no way, no how!"