What was the funnest line?
Grant you, there were many but what made you actually burst out laughing?
I know it's gross but I have to give it to Danny Glover in the bathroom scene~
"TORPEDO COMING DOWN!"
not a line, but i kept rewinding it when martin slapped tracy morgan,& cracking up.
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Oh gosh, so many:
When they threw the midget behind the couch
Everything James Marsden said and did esp. ("I'm pregnant? Oh, you're pregnant, too?")
"Hey, Martina, Sponge Bob is on"
Chris Rock: I feel like I'm at a rodeo!
Tracy Morgan: "The rigor set in nicely, you mite wanna put an oven mitt on that left hand, tho"
Martin L's reaction when he saw the pic of his Dad w/ the midget: "DAAADDDDY!" Then, "I didn't know Daddy did yoga?"
And many more..
Other's fave's???
When Oscar runs to the bathroom and he opens the door and points the hair dryer at Zoe Saldana and goes, "Get back or I'll blow your head off. Hands up!!" Lol
Jesus Christ is
Marsden appearing out of the bushes holding the big leaf, showing everyone how beautiful it was,
"And it sings!"
Holds it up to Columbus Short's ear, who says, "Right there!" and Marsden says,
"BeeGees!"
with that silly, beatific smile on his face.
Omg sooo many great lines in this film....cant choose- this was funny-
"what i deserve is....$30,000"
"$30,000? you smoking meth?"
ohh another one was
Whose this mate fo yours? Amy Winehouse?
When Miss Cynthia, the widow (played by Loretta Devine) says to her Daughter In Law, Michelle (played by Regina Hall) "You can't understand death until you've seen life" = said when Michelle tries to comfort her Mother In Law over the death of her Father In Law.
(A running gag through the movie of Michelle's inability to get pregnant)
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Chris Rock: "Momma's little baby loves shortnin' shortnin', Mommma's little baby love's shortnin' bread" And the way he sang that!
Elaine's brother: I need a big ass tic tac right now.