Amusing or laugh out loud moments
"I'm afraid the Armageddon package is extra, yeah. Well? It protects you and your family from any type of apocalyptic disaster: Asteroids, obviously. Plague, famine, locusts..."
"Look at him...sound asleep in his sandwich board." - This made me laugh because it's a sentence you won't hear every day.
Dodge saying, "I've got a pretty good lead on a school desk," after being told there's no room for him in the bomb shelter.
"Well, maybe I'll run into you at a support group or an orgy or something."
Dodge deciding the dog's name was "Sorry."
Dodge's dad/Martin Sheen: What's the dog's name?
Penny: Sorry.
Dodge's dad: What?