Would have been much better without....
... The religious dude (I think his name was Philip) and the mermaid. Everytime those two had forced dialogue and contrived emotional scenes, it completely bogged down the film and ruined all fun. Why did they think we would care about these one-dimensional bores? You could easily have the same film without these characters. This film would've been an 8 for me if those two characters didn't absolutely ruin every moment they were on screen. Now iv'e given it a 7
This film was surprisingly so much fun. It was refreshing to see a silly, over-the-top swashbuckling film. Yet again, those two uninteresting characters completely contradicted that fun and screamed of the producer's mandate to have a romantic sub-plot