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While watching this movie , how many times did you yell ...


... "STUPID B!TCH" at the face of april o'no ? I like megan fox 's foxy , sexy body , but dont like the way they write her character in this movie :

- When she was held hostage , she tried to shoot the terrorists with her phone ( product placements ? ) . And in return , the terrorists would "shoot" her with their semen , or worst , their real bullets , lol .

- Again , she shot 4 muscular , weapon-wielding , dangerous-looking freaks on the rooftop . Leo : "I apologize . Would you please hand over the camera?" . Not very convincing when he was holding 2 sharp swords , and another sharp sword between his legs , lol .

- During a car chase , she sticked her head out of the window to shoot again . Did she "lose her head" ? A crash and she would lose her head , literally , lol . april likes shooting very much maybe because she wants to compensate for something she is lacking , something only males have , lol .

- If I were Whoopi Goldberg , I would whoop april 's a$$ too , not just firing her. If she had the turtles's picture , then show it FIRST , instead she was just rambling on and on nonsensically .

- According to the little april , saving the turtles and rat = dumping them down the stinky , dirty sewer ? Maybe this is a new idiom : "out of the fire , into the sewer" , lol . Why not just take them home and raise them as her pets ?


Some other things that I found :

- The young children 's ninja picture book had the english title and written by english authors , but the words inside were japanese . Who was the target audience of this book ? Also Splinter already wore japanese clothes BEFORE he found the book , due to the laziness of the character's designers .

- In the end , how could they survive that fall ? It was not just a simple rolling down the stair . The film makers didnt even know how , so they didnt show it .

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Zero times

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yeah, it was those 20 minutes of screentime that megan fox had, which ruined the film, not all the other disastrous mischoices, right?

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yeah, it was those 20 minutes of screentime that megan fox had, which ruined the film, not all the other disastrous mischoices, right?


It was a lot more than 20 minutes, considering this was "The April O'Neil Show" with the turtles reduced to the guest-stars of their own movie.


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considering the rest of the film, i would have gladly prefered to watch a full 90 minutes of megan instead.

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They made April a complete moron in this film. I especially love the scene where she blathers on to Goldberg's character on how the pet turtles she had as a kid grew into giant crime fighting super heroes despite not having a ounce of proof like a photo. Gee you think it might occur to her that people might think she's nuts and she could get her stupid ass fired.

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The most ridiculous part of that is that she actually DID have a photo. She showed it to Sachs as proof, but apparently it didn't cross her mind to show her Boss. No instead it made much more sense to show her boss the photo of baby turtles while telling her story.

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