It should've went like this:
"Where's the fourth?"
"He's dead."
"Okay, more blood for us. Where is he?"
"Back there somewhere, I don't really know."
"What do you mean, 'you don't know'?"
"Well, I mean, he's back there somewhere, but he's dead. Deady-dead-dead."
"Are you sure?"
"Ummm... pretty sure. I mean, he's buried under some debris, we think."
"Did you inspect the debris?"
"No, we-- I--"
"Did you check his pulse to make sure he's dead?"
"Um, no, but--"
"Did you even see the body?"
"No, sir, but lis--"
"Well, why don't you, you, you, and you go back, pull up some of that debris, look at the body, check his pulse to make sure he's dead, and we go from there. Hell, bring some more tranqilizer and those electric prods if you have to in case he moves. I mean, jeez. For all you know he could get right back up in a few minutes and jeopardize this whole operation! And pick this goddamn rat up; we're draining his blood, too! And after all that's done, then destroy this place."
Logan, buddy. It's me, Deadpool! I shot youuuuuu....
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