Turtles attracted to humans?


Do the turtles have penises? They make comments about Megan Fox being hot. Do they have sex with other turtles? There are no other talking female turtles besides them, right? So do they bang the regular size female turtles? Maybe this is a question for the creator. I dunno.

reply

Maybe this is a question for the creator. I dunno.
Or perhaps a subject to bring up with your psychiatrist. Jus sayin..

reply

I assumed the turtles just played with themselves.

reply

Well , each of the turtles has his own smaller "turtle" , lol : Hey April , do you want to see the "turtle" ? .

Their "turtleheads" can stretch out of their shells and become bigger , lol .

reply

I was confused by that, too. Why would a turtle be attracted to a human female?

reply

In the comics (which was more aimed towards adults) Donatello and April end up in a full blown relationship actually. As for why they are attracted to humans, it could either be because they are humanoid and see humans differently (think of people in real life being furries, then just imagine the turtles see things the same way), or it can be explained by the fact it's a completely made up story about teenage mutant ninja turtles.

reply

They were raised in a human world with human sub and pop cultures hence their personalities and speech patterns so obviously they will be attracted to human females.

Unless one of them is gay of course.....then Casey Jones better watch.

reply

This was so wrong... every time Michelangelo started hitting on April, I was like "Noooooooo! Don't! This is wrong! This is wrooooong!!"

reply

Why would encountering radioactive waste make them humanoid, rather than killing them? It's because it's a work of fiction.

reply

Where did you get radioactive waste? It's always ooze or mutagen that was created by aliens or accidentally in a lab. In vivo manipulation of DNA with single generational phenotypic outcome is real right now

"what is your major malfunction?!!

reply

regular sized? because there aren't several species of turtles that are as big as humans, or bigger?

"what is your major malfunction numbnuts?!!

reply