Kamala Harris to charge the Ghostbusters with 34 Felonies

Kamala Harris, then Attorney General of California, stood before the press conference, her expression stern. "Today, I am announcing charges against the Ghostbusters for 34 felonies related to subverting democracy."

The room erupted into chaos as reporters shouted questions.

"The Ghostbusters have been disenfranchising ghost votes and undermining the spectral community," Harris explained. "As a result, I am appointing a new team to take their place: the Lady Ghostbusters!"

The Lady Ghostbusters, led by Dr. Erin Gilbert, stepped forward, ready to take on the challenge.

The original Ghostbusters - Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Winston Zeddemore - were shocked. "What? You can't do that!" Venkman protested.

Harris smiled. "I just did. The Lady Ghostbusters will now be the official paranormal investigators for the state of California."

As the Ghostbusters were led away in handcuffs, the Lady Ghostbusters took their place, capturing ghosts and saving the day.

Harris watched with a smile. "Justice has been served. The spectral community will now have a voice."

The Lady Ghostbusters proved to be a huge success, and the city was safer than ever. The original Ghostbusters, on the other hand, were left to ponder their fate, wondering how it all went wrong.

In a surprising twist, Harris offered them a deal: clean the freeway for community service, and she might consider reinstating them. The Ghostbusters reluctantly agreed, donning orange jumpsuits and scrubbing away at graffiti.

As they worked, Venkman muttered, "This is a nightmare. We're the ones who should be catching ghosts, not cleaning up trash."

Stantz sighed, "Well, at least we're making a difference... in a small way."

Zeddemore chuckled, "Hey, who knows? Maybe we'll start a spectral revolution from in here."