HORRIFIC MOVIE


A 2 hour Luke Wilson voice over. My god, is it cause the man can't act to save his life? How could they cast a wooden tool to play this supposedly smooth talking, business man, problem solver that out of the blue starts dumping bodies in oceans, choking people and shooting people in the foot. I would have an easier time believing if he played a stay at home dad then this. The guy had ZERO chemistry with anyone in this movie, the black best friend? the wife? the porn star girlfriend? But she's not a whore like the rest of the girls right, she just does solo to catch terrorist. The emotional break up, the freaking reunion with Alejandro, hey can i back date the contract. Jesus, this just got stupider with every scene.

I guess it came out in 2009, but its the worst i've seen this year. They even managed to make Boris the blade look like an amateur.

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I love how he can walk into some millionaire's home during a party, walk through the house, punch the owner in the face repeatedly, the owner does nothing, the owner's friends do nothing, and then he grabs the owner's gun, shoots him in the foot, and again no one does anything, no one calls the police, no one is arrested, and he just walks back through the house to his car...alone and unmolested.

Amazing.

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