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Things we learned from watching I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted 10 years ago by Suki_Akbar
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1) When you drive out in the middle of nowhere, never stop to ask a dirty-looking elderly dude for directions because he'll make you get even more lost.

2) Again, when you're driving out in the middle of nowhere, never stop at a remote gas station run by rednecks and tell them about a cabin you've rented nearby! They may stalk and rape you later.

3) Southern sheriffs are "ass men."

4) If you're a writer, don't rent a cabin out in the middle of the woods to work on your next book.

5) It's very realistic for skinny, 110-pound chicks to capture and lift bigger dudes and put them into traps.

"I wanna kiss you in Paris,
I wanna hold your hand in Rome..." 💋

[–] angel_gaze 10 years ago

6. Don't joke with morally depraved locals at a backwoods gas station.

7. Do not ever seek help from sheriffs in backwoods towns. Every movie has shown us they're no good.

8. Don't eff with city girls.

~Lisa~

[–] Special_Agent_Kato 10 years ago

9. If you are in a remake and the character you are in the original took the Rainbow suspenders creed, how did it go... "These are my rainbow suspendend, there are loads of rainbow suspenders in he world but that set is mine. My rainbow suspenders are my best friend. They are my life. I must master my rainbow suspenders like I must master my life. Without me my Rainbow suspenders are useless. Without my Rainbow suspenders I am useless. My rainbow suspenders must suspend my trousers true." If you have taken that creed in the original... Then it's fine to ignore the creed in the remake.

[–] sara4886 10 years ago

10. after being attacked and raped in your cabin and left bleeding and half naked on the floor, it's completely logical to follow your attackers into the woods rather than grabbing your stuff and your keys and driving out of town before they come back for more.

[–] dkenney_39 10 years ago

11) When a stranger you just met fixes something in your house you immediately kiss him on the lips.

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[–] itsmeriaz86 10 years ago

12. If you have a vagina,you will get raped...
13.If you have as ass,you will get raped too!!!

[–] cara-stone 10 years ago

14. Don't be an idiot who thinks its funny to joke about rape.

[–] thepartydjz 9 years ago

don't eat during the final 20 minutes of this movie, I made that mistake, a burger with onions and LOTS of ketchup

[–] Suki_Akbar 9 years ago

16) After you've been beaten, stripped naked, raped and tortured by a gang of men, just walk around the woods, find a lake and hop in! You'll magically survive the fall without any injuries.

17) When you're renting a cabin out in the middle of the woods, be sure you find an abandoned shack nearby with an old bed, tools, bottles of lye and cans of old, rotten food. If you were to ever survive a brutal attack/attempted murder by five men, at least you have a location to go to and hide in; and not to mention a secret place to plot your revenge on those bastards later!

18) When you're a young aspiring writer who earns good income for your work, don't go out renting a remote cabin out in the woods to write your next novel; you may become raped, presumed missing/murdered and nobody except your editor will bother calling the authorities to check up on you.

Save the trees. Wipe your ass with owls!

[–] sukhideol 9 years ago

Don't rape. Although the movie shouldn't take credit for teaching people that. Just don't rape in general.

[–] mpcpot 9 years ago

If you're going to murder someone by staging a hunting "accident", be sure to shoot him twice, as that will somehow make your story more plausible

-A very religious sheriff who fears God when he's about to meat him, apparently doesn't believe God is watching or cares when he's anally raping one of God's children.

[–] mpcpot 9 years ago

If you're going to murder someone by staging a hunting "accident", be sure to shoot him twice, as that will somehow make your story more plausible

-A very religious sheriff who fears God when he's about to meet him, apparently doesn't believe God is watching or cares when he's anally raping one of God's children.