Does anyone know the name of the episode where Phil and Lem discuss revenge on Ted, whereby they would leave a coffee and doughnut on Ted's desk every morning for 5-6 weeks and then suddenly stop bringing them in? One of the characters mentions "I can't wait to see his face in five to six weeks!"
shareI'll ask my son, he knows every single episode back-to-front.
shareIt's the last episode of season 2 (episode 13), where Phil & Lem was trying to plot revenge against Linda for not inviting them to her party, and then they mentioned the time where they did the donut/coffee thing to Ted.
shareHere's both sets of quotes from the episode. I was watching it tonight on Amazon and discovered it again by coincidence.
Lem: Our self respect demands a harsh response.
Phil: We're thinking about bringing her a coffee and a bagel every morning. Then, when she's grown accustomed to it, we'll inexplicably stop it.
Ted: Guys, why don't you just talk to Linda? Tell her your feelings are hurt and ... Wait a second, you guys stopped bringing me a bagel and coffee two weeks ago!
Phil: You know what you did.
Phil: Let's get her a bagel and some coffee. It is time to start laying the groundwork for pain. In three to six weeks, she's not going to know what hit her.
Lem: I don't know if I can wait that long. We need another plan. Something with more bite that doesn't take weeks, and weeks, and often goes unnoticed.
Jesus Christ, why is this so hard for you people? It was Season 2, episode 12 "It's My Party and I'll Lie if I Want to".
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