This film is like, a bad sandwich
it has all the stuff that should make it a good sandwich, the story, the characters, the emotions that such a story would contain
but its like it is too lightly buttered, there is mustard all over the crust, and there is a gap where the meat has fallen off, which is ironic if you think about the original movie
so fvck off
i have a ten minute posting quota because I called the imdb staff scumbagsshare