When a knife does more permanent damage than a lightsaber...
Truly peak Star Wars writing π π
shareBy a 3-inch dagger no less. Disney Star Wars is an absolute joke.
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If Disney Star Wars has taught us anything (Obi-Wan & Ashoka) it's that a light saber directly through your stomach doesn't really do much harm at all...
shareCAUTERIZES THE WOUNDS.
shareWhen Han Solo was killed in The Force Awakens I joked that he actually survived, because the wound was cauterized, there was a mattress sale going on at Star Killer Base, and thus he landed safely, albeit wounded, at the bottom of the shaft.
shareTotally agree.
I always said that if Darth Maul was literally cut in half and supposedly survived falling down a shaft then there should be absolutely no expectation that Han Solo died after merely being stabbed and falling down a shaft...
Plus we already have a "magic" survival from that film when Captain Phasma, despite being locked in the garbage room somehow managed to escape that and get off the planet before it exploded in order to reappear in TLJ.
it puts a 4 inch hole straight through your whole fucking body........ and the heat will fry all your internal organs as well.
so please shut the fuck up with the CAUTERIZES THE WOUND bullshit okay....... thank you