Preheat oven to 180C. In a large bowl, mix together equal quantities of Screamers 1, Predator, Terminator, The Thing and Starship Troopers. Add $30M of CGI, 7 tablespoons of B actors and 5000kg of terrible & predictable plot devices. Pat into the bottom of a 23cm loose-bottomed or springform cake tin. Bake in preheated oven for 60 minutes until firm. When cool, place on floor and sh*t on it. Serve warm.
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Don't forget to add : 1. Alien ; 2. Aliens.
shareFunny idea, poor choice of movies. Screamers + Aliens; it never achieved such lofty goals as The Thing (no paranoia unless you're an idiot). Terminator - kinda in one scene. Predator? didn't see it. Starship Troopers? you're just throwing in the kitchen sink.
|Statistics show that 100% of people bitten by a snake were close to it.|
Ouchy Whoa!
I guess that it's lucky that I considered future critic's critique before I could add "Terms of Endearment" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", then?
Hmmm...is your post simply a cunning and cruel trick to force me to watch the movie again?
I'd rather eat my legs.
You have seen Screamers: The Hunting and then say "Predator, didnt see it"
You take that back right now watch Predator and all sequels and see all the sequels to Starshiptroopers whilst you are at it, they have made a few.
How dare you be member of IMDB ;D
Blain (Jesse Ventura): "I ain't got time to bleed." Predator
I first saw Predator in the 80's and many times since.
|Statistics show that 100% of people bitten by a snake were close to it.|
OP left out an ingredient or two, the mouth of the Reapers from Blade II and possibly the bit that drills into Dr. Channard's head from Hellbound: Hellraiser II albeit used like the "tongue" from Alien.
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