I like others heard the initial terrible reviews of this movie. I also am old enough to remember the TV Lone Ranger series. Although the TV Lone Ranger was campy and unrealistic there was something about the Masked man, Tonto, Silver, Scout and the situations that was captivating. The silver bullet endings and the William Tell overture cemented it all together.
To make a full length feature film from this I knew would be very difficult in view of the past failures of Lone Ranger movies and the uniqueness of the TV series. Then I saw the trailers and I was convinced that they botched another attempt at recreating tales from yesteryear. Furthermore I am not a big fan of Johnny Depp because his characters are usually too bizarre to grasp, and that bird headgear sealed the deal for me. What a joke.
But then one night I stumbled across the movie playing pay per view. I had nothing else better to do so I decided to watch it and see just how bad it was. The first few minutes of the movie confirmed my suspicions and that kid with the cowboy outfit was so cute he was sickening...but Tonto was at least a little interesting until they decided to rob the bank...Not right, Kemosabe.
I was about to cancel it out but I decided just to watch for the CGI. And then the mystical white horse showed and I acknowledged thet they got that part better than the original. And "Tonto's" one liners, "you call me a savage?"
Then it dawned on me that this story was being told and embellished by an old Indian to a little boy. After all it is a legend. That explains why the Lone Ranger was kind of a dork.
And then Silver jumps from the roof through the flames...a fiery horse...maybe this isn't that bad after all...and then I got the reason for the bird headgear and the Tonto backstory.
The tongue in cheek comedy began cracking me up and suddenly the story began to flow and got me engrossed. This isn't so bad. Its campy and unrealistic but so was the original...its just that Arnie Hammer isn't the Lone Ranger I knew...but he was getting better...And that horse, there is clearly something wrong with that horse.
Then Tonto gets Armie to wear the mask again...and that crazy horse...then Hi yo Silver...the crescendo of William Tell...trains crashing, bridges blowing, galloping through train cars and into tunnels and bad guys getting their comeuppance...and the end credit scene through Monument Valley.
I realized I really liked this movie, a lot. And I liked Johnny Depp and that stupid bird...and the old Indians' gift to the little kid. Who was that Masked Man? Cue the music...
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