100 Things I Learned Out of the Furnace
1. Lt. Uhura’s amorous tryst with Batman comes to a screeching halt! The Green Goblin lit the incendiary fuse, but it was really the incompetent transgender cop (but with a golden heart) who gave the knock up.
2. For the sake of your health, avoid being Batman’s brother.
3. Avoid swallowing junk food at a drive-in theater.
4. True Detectives gone False end up in New Jersey as community leaders.
5. Graduates of US correctional institutions savagely destroy their telecommunication equipment after receiving sad news.
6. If your ex banged an ex-con, you can’t go bang-bang against the same, even if you are a cop. Not covered in cop school.