Ten Things I Learned From Watching The Muppets
Where to start. I have a love hate relationship with this movie. First off, why Jason Segel? I mean he's great, I love him. But did anyone see Forgetting Sara Marshall? His frigging shmeckel was hanging out for like a minute and he's in a Disney Muppet movie? Yes there was a puppet Vampire thing at the end that ruled and I'm not forgetting that. Anyhow, strange casting in this one, which we'll get to in a minute. But I digress... Here we go..
OH PS SPOILERZ!!! DO NOT READ TILL YOU SEE THIS CRAZY MOVIE!!!
1. Somehow, normal human sperm can carry Muppet genes.
2. Alan Arkin must be 90 years old and in need of series Muppet cash.
3. Chris Cooper also needs money, and can flow.
4. Kermit is dead. That is not Kermit. Sorry. The voice blows.
5. Jack Black is capable of being very unfunny and in need of Disney cash. Barber scene? Bemet? (Really? In hebrew.)
6. Miss Piggy is kinda hot and makes me want sweet and sour pork.
7. Why aren't there so many songs about Rabbis?
8. Piece's of crap can still make me teary sometimes.
9. Animal needs to join a death metal band soon, or Tenacious D.
10. Zach Gallifianikis and N.P.H., are not the life of every movie.