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Don't tango with the Rango

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...and that's why I'm one of only a few males with a maiden name.

I always wanted to hear the first part of that story, lol. I cracked up so hard at that line!

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Is this Heaven?
If it were , we'd be eating pop-tarts with Kim Novak!


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"Thespians? That's illegal in seven states?" LOL!

Boom.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.

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What is he doing now?
I think it's a number two.

I also like when Rango says 'and stay out of my peripheral vision'.

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