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This movie had ONE - well - I guess TWO things going for it...

posted 12 years ago by SimplyirreBraggissible
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And thats Diora Baird and her fine ass. I mean, damn, she was jaw-droppingly hot and the only thing this movie has worth even looking at for more than two seconds.

The lead character was too pretty-boy looking for me to buy him as this underdog slacker/unlikely hero, I couldn't stand him. Kenan Thompson hasn't been funny since he was 12-years old on Nickelodeon. The blonde chick made me wish they'd kill her off and I was pissed she survived. None of the jokes work, in fact, they all bomb so badly its not even on a so-bad-its-funny like cheesy slasher flicks, which is what I think they were trying to go for. And it looked like it was made on a budget of like $2,000 and I'm even being generous with that.

Could have been a fun movie but too many things were wrong with it. Still, Diora in that Indian costume... damn...

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[–] fluffchop 10 years ago

Both chicks were the only things worth watching, but while watching them I enjoyed the film to. Two things all good horror movies need is Tits and Ass.

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