But there's boobs!

This is such a pathetic attempt at humor that it makes me absolutely wrought with anguish to think of all the homeless people who could have been housed and fed on the budget of this embarassment. This movie seems to be geared to the ten-to-twelve year old boys.

But there's boobs. Raw, naked boobs.

This means that it's rating will be "R". But there is nothing- absolutely nothing- that would appeal to an audience member in that age group. Even the boobs are in the lower echelons of cinematic boobery.
I really had high hopes for this one, but now, my only hope is that it swiftly and completely vanishes from my memory except for that faint twinkle in the back of my head that says "you already watched it- don't ever, in a million years, do it again"

The days of "Airplane!" and "Young Frankenstein" are gone. Spoofs and parodies have deteriorated beyond redemption. This movie should be reserved solely for viewing by filmmaking students for two reasons. The first reason being that they should never ever be involved with creating a movie like this. Secondly, that if they do ever make a movie like this, it is a genuine indication that their career is over.


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