I just randomly read this book over the last few weeks. Small world.
It's like so... RANDOM and ironic! It's RANDRONIC!
It's like a random quantity of spoons when all you need is a knife
I'm guessing you are under 18. But when I was a kid things were "WHACK". Whack is so much more amazing than 'random'. Remember kids, life is whack, not random!
It's like a whack quantity of spoons when all you need is a knife doesn't have the same ring to it
Nope. You got it all wrong. It would be:Look at all those spoons. That *beep* is WHACK!