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Rule #1 -

posted 9 years ago by eimpson
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Narration is bad. Starting a movie with narration is worse. Starting a movie with narration that sounds like a bored, quirkless Sheldon Cooper reading his own diary is completely awful.

The opening credits were nice. Then it got lame again.

There is no rule #2.

[–] ledroses 9 years ago

Your the number two

[–] SaliceMcD 9 years ago

Rule #2: Ziplock bags. Deleted scene.

[–] Soodinum 9 years ago

If you're going to insult someone, do it without looking like a moron.

[–] kaneforgov 9 years ago

"Narration is bad. Starting a movie with narration is worse."

You mean like that horrible film Goodfellas?