If an actual Zombie Apocalypse hits, what are you first going to do? Let's say it hits fast so you hear about zombies taking over a major city one day and have 24 hours to get ready.....GO!
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Punch myself in the head for being anti-gun.
shareHead to a sporting goods store and get some weaponry and ammunition. You've got to defend yourself against zombies, and, heck, even against crazed mobs and crazed people. Grab some food and water, get some people together and head for the least-populated area that we can get to. Lay low there for a while.
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I would learn what it was like to be a zombie for a while before getting blown away by you survivors I guess.
Oh, but I'll take a couple of you with me. You can count on that!
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How can you call them if the phone lines are all down due to the ZA?
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Easy answer: get a Twinkie. Delicious bastards.
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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?
If an actual zombie apocalypse hits...
I would arm myself to the teeth, first thing I go for, my fully combat ready Highlander katana! Side arm has to be machete, also throw in my Swiss army knife and leatherman. Then I would form my posee, starting by driving to Bear Gryls house, followed by Ray Mears and Andy McNab. We would then steal the biggest meanest car ( preferably tank/APC) going. This would then require pimping so that it is fully zombie proof and cooler than the bat mobile. Next is to find somewhere to ride out the storm, I figure the zombies will last max 3 years. Base camp needs to be impenetrable and also fully stocked. Finaly I would like a helicopter, Apache gunship would be my first choice. When all that's sorted everybody gets a new 'cool' name, my preference is Jim!
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Hit the gun store for ammo....
Contain it.
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Try and find a small shopping centre or department store so ill have the things ill need to survive, then seal it up. But the Zombies would get through, they always get through. Then ill accept defeat and become Zombie food.
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Try to get my family together and then I'd hit up:
1. A pharmacy - For ANTIBIOTICS!!! Well, why not some of the fun stuff too lol. You never know when you're gonna have a panic attack or break a bone.
2. Gather food and water.
3. Gather as many guns as possible.
4. Take a crapload of gas from a gas station and stock up for later.
5. Head towards the beach and keep our backs against the water...or try to find a ship to hit up a nearby island.
"Screw your pass!" - Nancy Thompson