My analysis for the intro.
I'm going to give my analysis for all the scenes in the intro (scene numbers may not be accurate). Oh, yeah. "It's just a movie" doesn't answer any of my questions.
Scene 1: From what it looks like, it's a prison watchtower with the prisoner zombie and the guard jumping to what looks like his death. And the stairs are right next to where he's jumping from. How did the zombie get up there without this guard noticing (I'm going to assume the zombie didn't use the stairs)?
Scene 2: Nothing special. Just a redneck zombie barfing blood.
Scene 3: Again, nothing special. Just a woman running from a female zombie while holding a drink.
Scene 4: The guy holding the "End is Near" sign. Looks as if he's not even trying to run. When you can see a fat lady running in the background.
Scene 5: I'm going to assume that the two zombies chasing the man with the money briefcase were bitten before they met up. Possibly the money briefcase man was planning on buying a gun (or drugs). Also, the fire on the car doesn't look very real.
Scene 6: Assuming that guys from SWAT are getting their asses handed to them by two random zombies. Why do they have riot shields out? They're in SWAT by the looks of it, so I'm assuming they have guns.
Scene 7: A zombie bride attacking the groom. Still wondering how these people get infected. Unless maybe the virus is airborn? Also, that *beep* filming it in the background.
Scene 8: I don't know what this guy is trying to break.
Scene 9: I love that guy in the background trying to run with his beer. Also, how did the guy in the front escape the strip club (he had money in his hands, and is being chased by a stripper zombie, so that's what I'm assuming he's coming from)?
Scene 10: Mechanic being speared by a zombie. Nothing exciting.
Scene 11: Notice how the father and son's legs are tied together, which means they were in a 3 legged race. Again, HOW THE HELL DID THE OTHER FATHER/SON ZOMBIES GET INFECTED?!!?!?!
Scene 12: Fat black guy running from an equally fat zombie.
Scene 13: I love how the fireman's buddy is running away and the fireman doing his job doesn't even notice the zombie that's on fire coming for him.
Scene 14: I love that little nod to Scarface. If only that guy would TURN AROUND. How did he not notice a fatass zombie running behind him?
Scene 15: I don't know if this was just a random camera in the car, or if the camera was supposed to be a person in the car's perspective of seeing a zombie fly on his windshield.
Also,The way these scenes look, it seems like people just randomly turned into zombies in the middle of activities.