it's going to suck.
if you haven't seen any uwe boll, be grateful.
he's directed some of the worst movies of our time... think of him as the modern Ed Wood.
uwe has soiled the vast pool of game movie potential with his dark and evil seed:
see:
House of the Dead
Blood Rayne
In The Name of a King
Blood Rayne 2
.... I could go on...
Basically, he takes the name of a game, and then makes up his own terrible story, throws in big name actors, and pays for most everything out of his own pocket...
the man needs to stop making movies...
so... i doubt this will be any good... sorry to burst your bubble!
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ThreeSadTigers
15 years ago
.... I could go on...
If you did go on you would only be mentioning his good films...
Seed
Postal
Stoic
Tunnel Rats
Rampage
Early word is that Darfur is really good too.
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parodic
15 years ago
I wouldn't care if M Night was directing. Vampires and Nazis! Finally, we get to the original reason we played the game!
If con is the opposite of pro, wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
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Talent_For_Love
15 years ago
It's the plot of the first game. A vampire vs the Nazis with a bunch of FAIL poured on top.
It sounds like he's trying to follow the games, but it's Boll, he'll destroy it somehow. Admittedly it sounds interesting but I doubt it will be worth paying money for.
~Put that cookie down, NAOOOOOOO!~
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