How does he keep doing it?
He makes movies cheap enough that they make money. No matter how short, how badly edited, badly acted, confusing, or whatever...50,000 people are fans.
So instead of constantly wailing about Uwe Boll we must go to the source. We must find, and kill his 50,000 fans! Now there's millions, upon millions of us. We out number them 1000-1. It's not going to be that hard. But it must be done! For the good of mankind.
(this is a joke)