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According to totally reliable sources, Uwe Boll has announced that due to such positive feedback about his work on Bloodrayne: The Third Reich he will be opening a new Broadway play, Bloodrayne: The Musical. Like BR:TTR, this will be set in an alternate universe where German soldiers aren't actually German, nor do they have a German accent, and any resistance fighters that may or may not be featured (the script is still in development) will not speak any language other than English, with an American accent. At this time he is still casting, so any random person is more than welcome to audition for a part in this exciting project; no acting (or singing) talent is required. In addition, any "actresses" who are interested in this play must be willing to work completely naked, as Mr. Boll has lost interest in attempting to justify nudity in his work with periods of non-nudity. There will also be a large orgy during the play at the beginning, towards the middle and then again at the end. Also, there will be a small orgy after every show, though the audience will be invited to watch, followed by a private orgy. Finally, anyone interested in working with Mr. Boll on this project should be excited to learn that in lieu of cash they will be paid in Trident Layers.

I've got me git-finder set to pansy...