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Things we've learned from Sex Drive

posted 16 years ago by roguetrip99
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1. Never try to hook up with someone off the Internet - there is ALWAYS a catch
2. Homophobic, testosterone-fueled guys like Rex are all so far in the closet they can see Narnia
3. Dorky guys with glasses who look like they're 13 years old can be total womanizers
4. The Amish know how to party. Rumspringa! WHOOOOOOOT!
5. Your best opposite sex friend is usually your soulmate
6. Never go into a bathroom stall at the same time someone else goes into the adjacent one
7. The worst time ever to get a hard-on is during an abstinence-promoting event
8. Donut costumes are bulletproof
9. Pissing in a car radiator will help cool the engine
10. People will always take pictures/videos of you at the worst possible times and post them on the Internet
11. The "American Pie" formula still works for teen movies
12. Amish guys are world-class car mechanics
13. "Visiting Grandma" means sex

[–] mapatric 16 years ago

#9 is true. You can piss in a radiator as a short term solution to overheating.

[–] antagonisticjerk 16 years ago

3. Lance had game
6. Well if there's a glory hole you certainly shouldn't
7. Maybe not the worst (day care center, communion, while playing in a basketball game, etc), but it's up there
8. His costume clearly wasn't bulletproof, the arm of it was blown off. Maybe you were too busy looking for plot holes.
9. Already said (and it wasn't much of a solution since it broke down about 100ft down the road)
12. Probably not all of them are, but these ones were

And my own

14. I was a f%&king movie

Oh, that shatters my entire universe

[–] roguetrip99 16 years ago

It's just a joke thread, lighten up

[–] mcpablo13 16 years ago

Hey you forgot about these:

* farm girls are down for some scat sex
* Next time you talk to a stranger over the internet, maybe she's real so go for it!!
* People working in donut-costumes can work the costume's mouth and talk at the same time

[–] Aral_Bateman 16 years ago

15. redneck girls can eat your *beep*

[–] JDepp_Fan 16 years ago

16: These type of movies are the bloody reasons teenagers are getting pregnant outside of marriage and having sex outside of marriage.
If one thing that I learned about this movie is that, I am a virgin and I am proud of it. and just because I'm of legal age to have sex, doesn't mean that I could go crazy and *beep* every guy that I meet, I am living by god's rule and wait for true love and marriage.

Who agrees?

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[–] JDepp_Fan 16 years ago

Well, from where I live the legal age is 16. A**hole! You better apoligize to god for saying that you rude ****.

[–] Gdub33 16 years ago

And where do you live exactly? Anyway, most of the OP's points aren't really points...

1. Never try to hook up with someone off the Internet - there is ALWAYS a catch
true in real life usually, once my best friend met this girl on the internet, she sent us pics of her and she looked hot. She showed up in a blanket and was like 300 lbs.
2. Homophobic, testosterone-fueled guys like Rex are all so far in the closet they can see Narnia
True, some are
3. Dorky guys with glasses who look like they're 13 years old can be total womanizers
That guy was awesome
4. The Amish know how to party. Rumspringa! WHOOOOOOOT!
True
5. Your best opposite sex friend is usually your soulmate
Why did you say "usually"? There was only one instance of this in the movie where two best friends turn out to be soulmates. Poor usage of "usually"
6. Never go into a bathroom stall at the same time someone else goes into the adjacent one
True that, especially if the guy is touching you and acting creepy.
7. The worst time ever to get a hard-on is during an abstinence-promoting event
It's one of the worst times to get one
8. Donut costumes are bulletproof
Shot off his arm smart one, like the guy above, you were probably just too busy looking for plotholes
9. Pissing in a car radiator will help cool the engine
si senior
10. People will always take pictures/videos of you at the worst possible times and post them on the Internet
www.youtube.com, don't tell me there aren't hilarious videos of people being recorded at a humiliating time.
11. The "American Pie" formula still works for teen movies
Huh? Just because both movies have virgins in them and an ***hole character all of a sudden Sex Drive stole AP's formula? Umm ok.
12. Amish guys are world-class car mechanics
Amish people are great at repairing and building most everything
13. "Visiting Grandma" means sex
Sure it does, it's just a code name they used. I've used "bake cookies", "take a nap" and "go to sonic" all as code for sex.

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[–] Gdub33 15 years ago

Haha jeeze. She looked like the first girl on the list.

[–] sparklydiamond 15 years ago

This thread is pathetic..
Im starting it over..

1. If you steal your big brothers car, he will find you, even almost nine hours away from home but he will find you.
2. If you steal big brothers car, he will be angry but telling him u may be gay will make him forget all about the car.
3.

"If you cant see the light at the end of the tunnel, march down there and switch it on yourself"

[–] polexia 14 years ago

You can be a porky douche and still get girls because girls are stupid.

The guys who wrote this movie never got past the anal stage of development.

Fake breasts look lumpy, misshapen and have weird skin folds.

Eating glitter off your friend's breast is an appropriate thing to do in a dressing area.

The dressing area of all theatres is easily seen by all actors on the stage and possibly some audience members.

Women take off their tops and then just stand around like that caressing themselves.

Purple soda is a handy projectile.

Hot looking girls always fall for the porky dorks or the giant nosed dorks, never a hot looking guy.

James Marsden's carerr is really tanking.

When the deranged Kerri Strug lookalike girl says "eat your ass" her lips will form the words "blow you."

I am in a thousand winds that blow,
I am the softly falling snow.

[–] brpunker0421 16 years ago

Not much of a bible thumper are you...I say you're a fake or an idolator, because you mentioned God twice and, in each instance, you refered to him/her in lower case. It's ALWAYS UPPER CASE (i.e. God)

[–] COGsoldier23 15 years ago

So your gonna call her stupid and ignorant for doing what she believes? Wow. That is truly the definition of "hypocritical". And for your information, in most places, the legal age to have sex is around 16 but that is only with someone of the same age.

[–] lynn-ash 14 years ago

-1969 GTO's in perfect condition are only good to be chopped up to be spare parts.
-James Marsden likes to drive cool cars (Sugar & Spice, Interstate 60, Sex Drive, The Box), but when he's in a Volvo in the rain, it will hydroplane (27 Dresses).

In "Hop", he drove a Volvo Station Wagon ( I think a little uncharacteristic for him); In "Straw Dogs", a classic Jaguar.

Reply to poster above:
And his career is not tanking. That role was a springboard for others.
Let's see how he does in Anchorman 2, and he did pretty darn well in 30 Rock. Instead of people just saying "James Marsden of X-Men" , now they're also saying "James Marsden of 30 Rock".

And let's see how he does in "2 Guns", with Washington and Wahlberg; it's supposed to be released in August 2013. It, too, has comedic aspects, I read.

And then there's "Endangered", which has been picked up by the firm that released "Grey", and "The Butler", which has a galaxy of stars in it (albeit Jane Fonda is a controversial pick).

Marsden has just finished "Walk of Shame", also.
I'm hoping that "The Loft" and "As Cool As I Am" also get released.
My main problem with him is that he picks one too many independent films:
Bachelorette, Small Apartments, Robot and Frank - the last one is a gem, but had very limited distribution.

[–] Statutory_Ape69 12 years ago

Don't forget about his awesome bike in X-Men!

[–] heherrera 15 years ago

Stop looking at sex as a sin. Try it for a change. At least try it with someone you really believe you love, but try it before getting married because to tell you the truth, you dont want your first time to be on your honeymoon... first time is the worst

i most certainly do not agree... :)

[–] FrmSyriaWithLuv 15 years ago

Im gonna wait, but thats whatIm afraid of. ^^^^
Oh but Yeah You people are messing up this whole thread! Its supposed to be like a funny 100 Things we've learned from Sex Drive type of thig and you guys are totally changing it.

How can you tell that someones a compulsive liar? I mean assuming that their pants arent on fire.

[–] floydsr 12 years ago

I can't believe I'm replying to this idiotic post on this idiotic thread which people have taken way too seriously, but in the off chance a virgin reads this, please don't listen to the above. The first time isn't "the worst." Take that for what it's worth.

[–] brianf2004 15 years ago

Teenagers humping anything that moves and is the sole reason that the human race survived cataclysmic events and were able to survive long enough to invent things like marriage and god. It's not movies like these... it's millions of years of evolution.

[–] daydreamer021979 13 years ago

Yeah but it's outlived its usefulness. Now we are having an overpopulation problem. So maybe it's time to slow down a little.

I Am Who I Am.
Your approval isn't required.

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[–] Statutory_Ape69 12 years ago

The Bible was written by humans who claimed that it is "the word of God". If that were true then that knowledge should be coded into our DNA at birth. We are not born with a manual on how to live aka "Bible" in our hands. God is WITHIN us. He is called INTUITION. Trust in that inner voice.

As for sex, follow your heart and intuition. The Bible offers sound advice but remember; IT was written a very long time ago and things were much different in those ages. I'm middle aged so it's difficult for me not to be cynical about the subject of sex. I usually tell younger people that if all they want is sex then go find a prostitute because they are going to pay for it one way or another. And I don't necessarily mean money. As you grow older and hopefully wiser you will understand what i'm talking about.

My advice? Stay single.....Stay abstinent....Stay safe!

[–] MadRotaryOne_DDCgod 10 years ago

Your an idiot. Whoever is feeding you this bull should be beaten with a tiny hammer.
"God's Rule", what a pile of crap.

[–] Psychedelics8 12 years ago

Correct! These repliers have ruined this thread.. sigh

[–] ShinobiStravier 16 years ago

Yeah, it broke down 20ft down the road, but when you piss in your radiator to help OVERHEATING do you think it's a good idea to PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL? Honestly.. You're just going to overheat it. Think, for Christ's sake.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

[–] alsanali 16 years ago

- Amish people miss sarcasm
- Ms. Tasty actually wants to party
- Never lose your Google Maps directions
- Use discretion when making out with a punching bag
- Fall Out Boy has a pretty bad agent

[–] boyhire21 16 years ago

I learn never go to jail with a old lady on the craper trying to give me a hug LOl that part was hillarious.
I learned farm girls are freaky
I learned that lance has a balck C..k
i learned naked good looking women just run on the screen at any given minute
I learned that amish people are intrenet savy and hot automechanics

[–] viscousblister 15 years ago

you forgot to add that I AM WAY COOLER THAN RANDY AND ANDY!!! lol

backslash we rule!!

viscousblister

[–] FactUnderChecK 15 years ago

this is the least ammusing 'things i learned' thread i have seen. lame.

[–] SpoLLe 15 years ago

I learned that anyone can shoot a guy in the foot.

[–] LinMengJu 11 years ago

Man who is too Mannish may be a gay; Man who is a little sissy may be a straight man.