1. Special brownies solve family crises.
2. War veteran transvestites make the best bodyguards.
3. Hippies don't mind sleeping bunched up together in the same room.
4. Mud is fun as hell to slide in.
5. Tell your family when you save a ton of money.
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Max Yasgur has the BEST chocolate milk!
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ROFL. Had a good time reading all of this ....
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R.I.P., Brittany Murphy
The Woman's group made 4,000 sandwiches and didn't charge for them.
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8. Neither Janis Joplin, nor Jimi Hendrix had breakfast with their mothers at the festival..........
9. LSD is the sh*t
10. LSD is best taken with Ultimate Spinach playing....
10. Veitnam *beep* you up.
11. Theatre groups have issues.
12. Billy was the one who tipped Max Yasgur's cows after homecoming senior year....
13. Woodstock couldn't happen again, because that generation was better than the one we grew up in (sigh)
14. The attendance at the 1969 concert at White Lake/Bethel blew away the 1968 White Lake/Bethel musical festival record attendance by at least 499,965.
share15. Before getting to the festival, police looked forward to clubbing a bunch of hippies over the head.
16. The acid they were passing around at the concert, wasn't quality.
"Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing, and right now is one of those times."
17- Judy Garland was brimming over.
18- I know what I am, and that makes it easier for everybody else.
19- One of Max's neighbors charged a kid a dollar to fill a bottle with water. A dollar! Can you imagine?
20- Ravi Shankar music paints the night sky.
21- Your arms are right here.
The closest movies to my heart: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=46910443
22. Household bleach can substitute for chlorine in pool water
23. Naked dancing will cure post traumatic stress disorder
24. $5000 is cool.
share25. If you get high right before a press conference, the concert will end up being free.
26. The mafia is no match against a loving family. In fact, in such matches, you will feel bad for the mafia.
The closest movies to my heart: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=46910443
"LSD is best taken with Ultimate Spinach playing...."
Sounded like Arthur Lee's LOVE to me....if you are talking about the LSD van scene with Elliot and the couple....
28. Hippy theater actresses didn't shave. anywhere.
29. When a diner tells you they're out of the usual, don't bother ordering waffles.
30. It's ok to commit race hate crimes if your dad is a state trooper. Just watch out for transvestites.
31. Everyone's from everywhere. Except me, I'm from here.