Thoughts on the DVD Deleted Scene: The Hand Man (SPOILERS)
May 2022: The DVD is now out for Licorice Pizza(2021) and it only has one deleted scene.
Various trailers and commercials for the movie back when it was out revealed bits of scenes that weren't in the final film:
ONE: Bradley Cooper's drug-crazed Jon Peters at a gas station(that we do seem him at in the film), simultaneously smashing the side view mirrors of two adjacent cars, like a Samarai warrior.
TWO: Somebody farting in the car en route to/from filming Joel Wachs campaign commericial. "Ill roll down the window," Wachs says diplomatically. Cut to: Alana Kane(Alana Haim) in the kitchen of the home of Gary Valentine(Cooper Hoffman) , demanding to know if he did it -- "I knew it was you. I know your smell," she says with disgust.
THREE: And SOME girl in a bikini(she looks bigger and chunkier than Alana Haim) walking into a sliding glass door from a swimming pool. (There's also a shot -- not seen in the movie -- of Alana in HER bikini, BY that swimming pool.
'The DVD is out and NONE of those deleted scenes is on the DVD. Only one is included and it is called "The Hand Man Scene."
It turns out that it is an odd little scene -- very much in tone with the rest of the movie and yet in some ways more rough in content than the rest of the movie...and more stylistically mannered.
Those of us who saw the movie know what "The Hand Man" means -- we wanted to see what kind of follow-up scene was involved.
The "feed scene" IN the movie has Alana Kane emerging from the bathroom stall at the film's notorious Japanese restaurant to find another young woman primping in the mirror. The character is "Frisby Cahill," played by one of two Spielberg/Capshaw daughters in the movie.
Alana had been in the stall installing one of Gary's "Fat Bernie Waterbed" ad cards, but she washes her hands so maybe used the bathroom too.
Alana and Frisby, side by side, make small talk. Frisby works as a waitress in the restaurant, and is wearing the kimono to prove it. She asks Alana if she still works at "Tiny Toes" child photography, and Alana says no, she is business partners with Gary Valentine.
Frisby responds that she knows Gary: "A cute kid for a hustler," always hanging around the restaurant and her boss. Alana (surprisingly) praises Gary as "very smart and a good businessman." (Aha, she admires him if not quite loves him.) Frisby then volunteers that Gary is always bothering her for hand jobs -- Alana jumps in with "me too" -- and Frisby calls him "The Hand Man" and says "I'll pass the baton on to you," and leaves the bathroom.
In the next shot, Alana gets in the car to drive (she has a license, Gary does not), and Gary sits in the passenger seat, innocent of what Alana has learned from Frisby. PTA gives us a tight close-up on Alana's smiling, self-amused, perhaps jealous face as she stares at Gary.
END OF SCENE IN MOVIE
That scene alone, on its own, created several unanswered questions:
Does Gary REALLY pester Frisby for hand jobs?
And if so, did Frisby actually GIVE Gary hand jobs?(Her phrasing is neutral, she says he always pesters her, she doesn't say she always refuses.)
What baton is Frisby passing to Alana? To be PESTERED for hand jobs, or to give them?
There is also this: Frisby shares her demoralizing information about Gary after learning that Alana is partnered with him in business. Is Frisby jealously trying to screw things up for Alana and Gary?
And this: Frisby is demonstrably prettier than Alana -- Alana may be deflated to know that Frisby has ANY sort of interaction with Gary. (Hence, Alana falsely volunteers that Gary asks HER for hand jobs, all the time.)
BEGIN DELETED SCENE
The deleted scene STARTS in the car with Alana at the wheel, with Alana's smiling, self-amused, perhaps jealous face as she stares and Gary, and she starts to talk:
Alana: (False cheer) I just got a baton!
(Long pause)
Gary is confused.
Alana: You know who I got it from? (Pause) Frisby Cahill.
Gary: Frisby Cahill...how do you know her?
Alana: (Doesn't answer.)
(Long pause.)
Alana: She said her wrists are tired.
Gary(confused): Why?
Alana: (Doesn't answer.)
(Long pause.)
Alana: You know what I'm going to do with that baton?
Gary: What?
Alana: I'm going to shove it up your asshole.
(Gary is now reduced to confused, uncomfortable silence. We can assume that at a minimum, he knows he's in trouble simply because he KNOWS Frisby Cahill. But maybe there's more?)
Alana: Who's the hand man?
(Gary becomes almost a child, reduced to total embarrassment and inability to speak. He seems very YOUNG. He's a little bit terrified.)
(Long pause.)
Alana: "Who's the hand man?" (Her cold repeat of the same question is menacing, unforgiving.)
Gary(weakly): I don't know.
And now, Alana GUNS the car engine and drives it at top speed, and Gary looks truly terrified. Alana brakes the car to a sudden halt.
CONT