500 Things I Learned from Morning Glory
1) You'll end up with nothing.
2) Lesbian parents.
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3) Washed-up anchors are really good cooks
4) Weather guys have more fun
5) People will pass-up their dream job to stay with the last place show in the ratings
6) Don't have sex until u put ur Blackberry in the fridge
7) U can run across Manhatten in hi-heels before the cooking segment is done
8) A cute girl can cross a bridge at nite in NYC w/o getting mugged or raped
9) We both shouldn't stand with our arms crossed..
10) Minutes after you're offered a new job, buy an apartment..
:)
..Took a Train to New York City, Met a Guy I thought was Pretty..
12. Bangs don't look good on anyone
13. Everyone is jealous of hot, tall blonds
14. Old men can still get it up. Thank you, Viagra.
15. Smart Casual won't cut it for an interview at the Today show.
16. There ARE more important things than sex.
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18. Some women will hear that a guy they like "never called" some random blonde in a bar, and never bring it up before embarking on a relationship with said guy.
19. Diane Keaton shouting in a randomly high-pitched tone for one word out of a sentence will always be funny. [As in "ARIZONA!" here and "I'm SORRY!" in First Wives Club]. ;)
20. Never put a weather man in a roller coaster on television without a five-second delay.
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